I read this line from the news.com.au article on the proposed nuclear waste dump:

Mr Ferguson, attending the opening of the southern hemisphere's first helium plant in Darwin, said it was unacceptable that some low-level radioactive waste was being kept in random locations at hospitals and universities.

And I thought? Random?!?! I hope it is not really random but specific places.

But the article then quotes the minister as saying:

"I don't think it is appropriate at the moment that some of that waste is stored at Darwin Hospital, nor at a hundred similar hospitals and universities around Australia, often, I might say, in filing cabinets and shipping containers,"

I mean - seriously… "filing cabinets"!!! WTF!

We are all going to end up looking like this (after jump).